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Jan
#1 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 10:05:51 AM Quote
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DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid
twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man
go into or leave their apartment.

Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on
my VCR?

Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the
baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill
for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share
half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never
happen again.

Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised
in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get
out?

Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until
one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental
pause.

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send
him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a
doctor. Now what do I do?

Remember, these people can vote, and probably did recently!!


LynW
#2 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 1:19:28 PM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL LOL Not only can they vote ...
I think some of them would quite like to run the country!

Lyn x
My son, Ian, completed the BUPA Great North Run on 15th September running for the National Rheumatoid Arthritis Society (NRAS). You can read his story at http://www.justgiving.com/ianlukewilson

BarbieGirl
#3 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 5:39:43 PM Quote
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Location: London
LOL LOL LOL LOL I THINK THEY ALREADY DO!!!!
BARBARA
joeyvt
#4 Posted : Tuesday, May 11, 2010 9:19:45 AM Quote
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Location: Bristol
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